#dope

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

Oct 22nd at 1AM / via: thefuuuucomics / op: tortillah / reblog / 513,858 notes

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

Oct 22nd at 1AM / via: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed / op: bukkakehokage / reblog / 78,496 notes

(Source: littlebitofbass)

Oct 22nd at 1AM / via: freddyamazin / op: littlebitofbass / reblog / 390,145 notes

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(Source: wittlehoe)

Oct 22nd at 1AM / via: freddyamazin / op: wittlehoe / reblog / 65,457 notes

metapod:

theathleticsloth:

metapod:

dont let urself get fingered by a guy who just ate hot wings

There must be a story behind this text post…

a guy fingered me after he ate hot wings my butt is on fire

Oct 22nd at 1AM / via: freddyamazin / op: metapod / reblog / 49,547 notes

thel0ngestr0ad:

punlich:

No one is required to forgive you if you fuck up. No one is required to accept your apology. You make an apology to accept your wrongdoing, that you understand it and to announce a responsibility to improve. Not to solicit forgiveness. If forgiveness is given, great, but no one is obligated to forgive. Ever.

Fucking thank you

Oct 22nd at 1AM / via: freddyamazin / op: punlich / reblog / 8,455 notes

dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

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Oct 22nd at 1AM / via: freddyamazin / op: dulect / reblog / 343,419 notes

floptart:

when ur parents ask you why u havent done any chores
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Oct 22nd at 1AM / via: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed / op: floptart / reblog / 2,106 notes