#dope

thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)

Sep 30th at 12AM / via: laughcentre / op: fifthharmony / reblog / 527,240 notes

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow
Sep 28th at 6PM / via: laughcentre / op: lovatos-little-skyscraper / reblog / 132,312 notes

hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

(Source: scalemail)

Sep 27th at 10AM / via: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed / op: scalemail / reblog / 186,597 notes

(Source: kristenschaals)

Sep 27th at 1AM / via: laughcentre / op: kristenschaals / reblog / 460,259 notes
whiteanglosexyprotestant:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

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whiteanglosexyprotestant:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

(Source: daysrunaway)

Sep 27th at 1AM / via: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed / op: daysrunaway / reblog / 78,274 notes

hahry:

i cant even make a straight line while using a ruler why do people expect so much from me

Sep 26th at 11PM / via: divided-emotions / op: hahry / reblog / 133,629 notes
weirditzel:

 



This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

weirditzel:

 

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

(Source: deepthoughtmod)

Sep 26th at 8PM / via: weirditzel / op: deepthoughtmod / reblog / 278,911 notes

attractiveblogger:

the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.

Sep 26th at 2PM / via: laugh-til-ya-fart / op: attractiveblogger / reblog / 250,616 notes

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

Sep 26th at 1AM / via: thefuuuucomics / op: zootedboy / reblog / 196,121 notes