#dope

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

Sep 16th at 9AM / via: official-sciencesideoftumbler / op: bombing / reblog / 262,135 notes

(Source: joshanddrake)

Sep 16th at 6AM / via: weirditzel / op: joshanddrake / reblog / 27,919 notes
  • me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
  • friend: nah, i'm fine
  • *arrives*
  • me: *eating cookies*
  • friend: give me one
  • me: are you fuckin kidding with me
Sep 15th at 4AM / via: thefuuuucomics / op: legalwifi / reblog / 28,608 notes
0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place


@

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

@

Sep 15th at 4AM / via: cash-rules-everythin-around-me / op: gifini / reblog / 244,443 notes

weirditzel:

 

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omfg

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Sep 15th at 4AM / via: weirditzel / op: tastefullyoffensive / reblog / 181,231 notes
dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

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dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

Sep 14th at 12PM / via: hey-mate-lets-mate / op: dean-the-piesexual / reblog / 46,692 notes

(Source: sandandglass)

Sep 14th at 10AM / via: rainbows-start-and-end / op: sandandglass / reblog / 74,147 notes

foodnun:

when your teacher lets you turn in something late

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Sep 14th at 10AM / via: onlylolgifs / op: foodnun-deactivated20140601 / reblog / 107,420 notes

hellamyblake:

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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(Source: panerasexual)

Sep 14th at 10AM / via: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed / op: panerasexual / reblog / 587,446 notes